The Scarlet List

The List from the April 2001 Scarlet Letter

• "Steve's elbow abstains."
  
• "Don't mention 'Trotsky' and 'Mexico' together."
  
• "Shall I get the orange outfit out?"
  
• "I'm one of these other people."
  
• "Friend of Young Master Rowley."
  
• "So 70's it made you wanna puke."
  
• "An armadillo with handles for easy carrying."
  
• "Coffee seems so...Patrick"