- "No man should look that good in drag"
- From Tech--"Oh, we have to plug these things in, don't
we?"
- "There's a giant blue jay in the hall. Daren must be
here."
- "This camera's smarter than I am."
- "Sewing machine oil, it's the evilist of all drugs."
- "I have to go put cornflakes on my face for the
Masquerade."
- "Go, Bruce."
- "Running a CostumeCon is like an alien abduction--without the
anal probe."
- "Rape, pillage, then burn."
- "Well, you can take your shirt off." "No, I can't,
I'm not Pierre."
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