The Scarlet List

The List from the December 1998 Scarlet Letter

  • "This is the most fun I've ever had with a light fixture."
  • "Mr. & Mrs. 3-D Dave."
  • "Actually I have no money to show for it, but my makeup kit ****in' exploded."
  • "Bruce is now ready."
  • "The Costumer's Quarterly is..." "A myth."
  • "The Amvets of Costuming--Come one, come all."
  • "I'm trying to balance your friggin' genetic mutation."
  • "CostumeCon 17 will be held at narf narf narf."
  • "Two