The Scarlet List

The List from the December 1999 Scarlet Letter

  • "You just bought a lifetime membership to AnalCon!"
  • "Indiana Jones and the Lost Videotapes of Gold"
  • "He looks kinda skanky but he's okay"
  • "They faked the pleats--Ancient Chinese Secret"
  • "I'm showing Jack my otter shit"
  • "You have GOT to see this phone!"
  • "Doesn't matter, her finger was on it"
  • "Genie wants to fondle it"
  • "Larry is the God of Tie Dye, Nora is the Queen of Estate Sales, and Ramona is the Queen of Plastic"
  • "Uh-oh, stinky face!"