The Scarlet List

The List from the January 2001 Scarlet Letter

  • "No more geek jokes."
  • "Mary, sit down."
  • "Are you one of those people who chew?"
  • "Beyond Ramona"
  • "Talk to the Jeff 'cause the Mary ain't listening."
  • "I'm frightened--everybody else?"
  • "I suggest a bigger brisket."
  • "Dueling fops."
  • "Pat's so nice."
  • "I heard the flush."