The Scarlet List

The List from the June 2000 Scarlet Letter
(overheard while at a SLUTS restaurant gathering that had nothing, NOTHING to do with Nora's birthday)

• "Fun, but not lenient."
  
• "I can tell it's a good margarita when my eyes glaze over."
  
• "S***loads of chips."
  
• "Los dips."
  
• "I think it's time to remove the appetizer from my shoe."
  
• "Margaritas don't drink; people do."
  
• "I was going to say, 'Okay, Steve', but Steve's not here."
  
• "Dangerous Dan."
  
• "I'm going to talk to the drug dealers."
  
• "I ordered a basket of chimps!"
  
• "The rest of it is 'Crap R Us'."
  
• "The Government sniffed my butt and approved it."
  
• "Down, down, behave!"
  
• "Friends don't let friends quote Star Wars."
  
• "Big birds, little birds--Lunch."
  
• "Electrical Mailbox."
  
• "No, I heard <mumble mumble mumble Bruce."
  
• "P______'s Press-on Nipples."
  
• "I have to go see the inflatable iganua."
  
• "La la la la la la."
  
• "The pasties!"
  
• "It's evil evil evil."
  
• "I'm sorry. You made me laugh. I have to pee."