The Scarlet List

The List from the June 1999 Scarlet Letter

  • "Calendar time!"
  • "Talk now, show later."
  • "I've got liquids written down."
  • "Mother's Day--Good enough reason for me to get out of town."
  • "Nora's thing, that didn't have a horse-butt."
  • "Not yet. We're waiting for a lot of people to expire."
  • "Barbie Mutilation."
  • "Get the Kleenex out of your nose and tell us about the Ren Faire."
  • "No, Michelle, just you."(Many voices in unison)
  • "Kathy's Bag O' Decent Crap"