The Scarlet List

The List from the March 2000 Scarlet Letter
  • "Whap! Whap! Whap!"
  • "It's amazing how long you can hold it if you think you'll get nominated for something."
  • "We already did old skanky Dave."
  • "Mr. Sky is under a chair right now."
  • "It's time again for P_____ and his nipples."
  • "They will find out what elite truly means."
  • "...and rear-ender of little old ladies."
  • "Modern technology is great when it works."
  • "So we're doing culture at your place, Genie."
  • "Ah, Jim, you will now suffer the wrath of Nora."