The Scarlet List

The List from the October 1998 Scarlet Letter

  • "The last few weeks, my brains have been flowing out of my ears."
  • "May I suggest the three of you get together and geekspeak?"
  • "I've tried his personal assistant and it blows."
  • "***** has a gerbil bladder."
  • "Injure her."
  • "Who was asleep and did this right?"
  • "Adele understands."
  • "Sick, twisted cat."
  • "Oh yeah, Hamster Man had a good time."
  • "Contrary to popular belief, I don't just sit in the corner and fart out a costume."