The Scarlet List

The List from the September 2000 Scarlet Letter

  • "If you find my little catalog thing, it's probably in the bedroom"
  • "Shut up, Jeff"
  • "The frogs might object"
  • "Regular price, four bucks four bucks"
  • "Ermines the size of Labradors"
  • "I'll give you a piece of tail for a ride"
  • "That to me is manual"
  • "Pa-chunga pa-chunga pa-chunga"
  • "It goes boom boom boom boom boom boom"
  • "If coming out of the closet means you're gay, does coming out of the trunk mean you're a costumer?"