The Scarlet List

The List from the September 2001 Scarlet Letter

• "Lordy, Lordy, we're having biscuits tonight!"
  
• "I like my elbows right where they are."
  
• "I did a Genie."
  
• "I'm such an Oreo slut."
  
• "We're talking chocolate orgasm."
  
• "Six"
  
• "That was me in the bright neon yellow."
  
• "You work hard so I don't have to!"
  
• "I don't think you're harassing me until you threaten me with your flying monkeys."
  
• "Karen is 'in'."
  
• "NBCi is a bunch of poopeyheads."
  
• "Incredibly ornate anal decorations."
  
• "They have to run or we wouldn't get chocolate."