The Scarlet List

The List from the September 2002 Scarlet Letter

  • "Please pass the sheep."
  • "She was seduced by the Glitz side of the Force."
  • "Ooooooh, that looks entirely too tasteful!"
  • "You can't be formal if your name is SLUTS!"
  • "It's sort of gone where I don't want to go digging for it."
  • "I had a horrible, funny, sick idea and I'd be willing to volunteer to do it!"
  • "Ooooh, I like your dangley bits!"
  • "Forcibly walk up to those damn Klingons and make them take it!"
  • "We got exactly what we didn't pay for."
  • "Is there some kind of chemical in these ribbons?"
  • "Who decorated the cat, ...from the inside out?"
  • "Quarter to six and we're all high on trim."
  • "Boyars, Boyarinas and Boyardees"
  • "Steve and the Glass Pinata"
  • "He's such a protocol droid."